goffslut:




reasons I love willam

goffslut:

reasons I love willam

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the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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tastefullyoffensive:

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diqqity:

"its just baby fat" i tell myself until im 50

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dulect:

"Oh good you’re awake! Can you get out of bed and clean up a few thi…"

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homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

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kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

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